Mitzvahland

May 20, 2012

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Mitzvah Mouse

4th and 5th Grade Girls

Who's the leader of the tribe that's made for you and me?
Mem-Tzadik-Vav-and-Hay, M-O-U-S-E

Ma Nishma B'Seder we're as Kosher as can be.
Mem-Tzadik-Vav-and-Hay, M-O-U-S-E

Mitzvah Mouse! Mitzvah Mouse!
Am Yisroel Ode Avinu Chai! Chai! Chai! Chai!

Clear your throat to sing z'mirot and join the yeladim
Mem-Tzadik-Vav-and-Hay, M-O-U-S-E!

Tzadiks of the Carribean

6th and 7th Grade Boys

Yo ho, yo ho, a Tzadik's life for me.

We save all our wine until Kiddush-time, Savree, (L'Chaim!) yo ho.
And Lashon HaTov is our treasure trove, B'vakasha, maties, yo ho!

We swing our Lulavim and love to daven Ki L'Olam Chasdo.
We lain from the Torah and study Gemora, Yasher Koach, yo ho!

We welcome our guests, and feel very blessed, Baruch Haba, yo ho.
When treasure is found buried under the ground, We find the owners, yo ho!

The Exalted Beit HaMikdash

4th and 5th Grade Boys

In the Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit HaMikdash
In the Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit HaMikdash
The Kohanim bless and Leviim wash
In the Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit Ha, Beit HaMikdash

I sing so Geshmak, I should sing SOLO!
Cain... ZO LO hamusika sh'anachnu rotzim lishmoah!

No candles around can out-glow the Menorah
Because of the aura? No, it's all our Mesorah!
And the Lechem Hapanim stay fresh upon the Shulchan,
'cause no Shul can keep 'em fresher than our Shulchan can!

Our magnificent construction is quite a beaut.,
So strum de lyre and blow de flute.
We serve the Almighty, and we're glad to inspire,
So won't you come along and sing with our choir!

The Haunted Yeshiva

Pre-1A Boys and Girls

(filmed and edited by Alan & Ronit Karben)

It's Hashem's World After All

1st Grade Boys and Girls:

It's a world of Mitzvot, there's six-thir-teen
Like Tefillah, Tzedakkah, Bikur Cholim.
Let us pray that we thrive 'til Moshiach arrives
It's Hashem's world after all.

2nd Grade Boys and Girls:

Zeh Olam shel Torah Shel Taryag Mitzvot
K-mo BIkur-Cholim, Tzedakah, Tefilot
Az bo-oo nitpalel sheyavo Hagoel
Ze olamo shel Hashem.

S'iz a velt fun Mitzvehs, un fun Torah
Azoyvee Tzedakkah un Tefillah
Oy Vey, Ai-yai-yai, Moschiach: Halevai!
S'iz di velt fun Eibishter.

It's Hashem's world after all.
Ze olamo shel Hashem.
S'iz di velt fun Eibishter.
Ha Kadosh Baruch Hoo.

Heigh Ho

3rd Grade Boys and Girls

We learn learn learn learn learn learn learn, From early morn' to night
We learn learn learn learn learn learn learn, Up everything in sight

We learn up Mishnahs by the score,
A thousand Rashis, sometimes more.
We know just what we learn them for,
We learn learn learn-a learn learn.
Heigh Ho... Heigh Ho...
Heigh Ho Heigh Ho Heigh Ho.

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's off to Shul we go ...
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, We're here at Shul you know.
Let me present our seven gents, Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho Heigh...

(Snow Weiss introduces the seven typical Jewish men)

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho,
It's home from Shul we go.
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho!

Chupah Callah Gila Rina Ditza Sheva Brachos

8th Grade Boys

It's...

Chupah Callah Gila Rina Ditza Sheva Brachos
Marry me and let's have kids who give us lots of Nachas.
Take too long to buy my ring and you'll end up with Bupkis.
Chupah Callah Gila Rina Ditza Sheva Brachos!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle oy ...

Stop trying to control me with your bold tenacious style
You pressure me to drop me knee and walk you down the aisle
But your Middot are unbeatable… and so's your gracious smile!
So let me sweep you off your feet to be me Aishes Chayil!